Guy Goes For Morning McDonald's Trip, Laughs At Road Rager, Almost Perishes

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mattstaff
Jul 23, 2021 4:00 PM EDT

Those road ragers can't be taken lightly, man. You're dealing with someone who has completely given themselves over to a blind rage, and is in a terribly reactive state where they're bound to try just about anything. In this case, it sounds like this guy's Spidey Sense was out of commission. If I were him, I'd have done some emotional eating after that encounter. And make that coffee a quad. The whole experience reads like a fever dream. But hey, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. For another strange tale from the realm of the glowing golden arches, check out this twitter thread about a guy's trip to McDonald's that also reads like a fever dream. 

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  • 01
    Font - r/tifu + Join u/Third_Legolas · 23h 1 S 1 TIFU almost getting shot by laughing at a guy with road rage while trying to get McDonalds M I was literally just driving through neighborhoods to get to the main road where McDonald's is to grab breakfast before 10:30Am when this raggedy looking man with his raggedy SUV with its back windows taped up decided I wasn't going fast enough and almost hit an oncoming car driving around me, only to get stuck at the next red light. He sees me laughing th
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  • 02
    Font - Ironically, a patrol car turned onto the street right as he decided to escalate things by getting out of his car. I realize this guys got nothing to lose but his ounce of pride and maybe his probation. Obviously I've stopped smiling at this point. In my head, I'm trying to decide the outcomes. If he approaches me, it's his life or mine. It was 10:20.I've got minutes before those McDonald's assholes switch the menu. The guys raising his hands gesturing "what now? Yeah. Exactly" as I realiz
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  • 03
    Font - The guy pulls up his torn wifebeater up and I see the gun as I was trying to get my phone camera up to record this a hole. I dropped my phone immediately and realized there's no point in recording if l'm dead.. so I threw my car in reverse and pointed it right at him. My front ends just a few yards away from his. The car was my only defense. All I had to do was throttle it and he would be road kill, or l'd have a bullet in my chest.
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  • 04
    Font - The pride in me almost killed me. I could have just turned the car around and drove away but instead we remained there for what felt like a few minute but was probably less than 30 seconds. He knew exactly what I would do. He's at his door with nowhere to go and I had a direct path. I just kept staring at him.. and I mouthed, go ahead. I'll do it, shaking my head. He took a step forward and I popped the throttle and moved a foot or so. He instantly stopped. I shook my head and just kept e
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  • 05
    Font - We both turn right and head towards the direction of McDonald's about a quarter mile away. You can imagine my luck. I think this is all over.. I'm going to get my breakfast and go pray.. then I see this guy turn into McDonald's. I cry a little on the inside.. and keep driving. I'm not trying that again. It was about 10:27 when I turned around and creeped into the parking lot of McDonald's.. his SUV nowhere in site, and no line.
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  • 06
    Organism - Thankfully I got my food. Except they didn't put vanilla in my iced coffee.. but l'm still alive, so l'll settle for that. TL;DR: I laughed at a roadrage who got stuck trying to pass me and ended up facing off with him and almost missed being able to order my McDonald's breakfast. 1.6k 261 ↑, Share
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